TIME BENDER:
Finally, you’re here! Quickly, quickly! I’ve made a real mess of things.
As you may know, I am the Time Bender, master of minutes, stealer of seconds, director of decades, executive of eons! Unfortunately, it seems I’ve bent time a little too far. This contraption behind me is the Force Vortex Manipulator! Or rather, it was. Something went funny with the wiring and now the vortex forces have manipulated it into an electrical hazard. Even worse, if the time vortex makes contact with the gearshift, the springs inside will cause time to move in reverse for everyone, forever!
Luckily, we have twenty-five minutes to stop it. It would have been thirty, but you got here a little late, didn’t you? No matter! Meet me in my office to begin this adventure.